I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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