she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Hippo gnu deer
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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