when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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