I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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