Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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