Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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