forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
No subtext here. People are naked.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Enjoy the penises
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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