I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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