i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
