go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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