What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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