Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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