so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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