Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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