Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
