Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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