were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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