Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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