After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Damn victory sex feels great
we're so committed to being not committed
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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