There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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