he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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