she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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