i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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