Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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