why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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