If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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