The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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