Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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