So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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