I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Randomize
