i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
