great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We talked him into tasing himself.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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