All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
babies were throwing up all over the place
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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