You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
do nipples grow back?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
