a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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