I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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