She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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