Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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