Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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