Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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