I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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