Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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