Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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