Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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