what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
