I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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