Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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