census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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