he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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