READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Bang-toberfest begins!!
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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