If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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