I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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