Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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