she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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