I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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