His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You've changed since you got that strap on
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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