im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
NoShamevember. You game?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
