Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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