so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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