She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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